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Arrange Marriage = Online Shopping

Hey guys, how are you all? Yeah, I know came after a while but came with a witty post you might like. Enjoy.

So, I thought everyone done online shopping once in their lifespan. Right??  If No, you already did arrange marriage and that is kind of same!!

Let see through the scenario, step by step. I'm writing arrange marriage as AM for short!


Step 1: open your account

While shopping you have to sign up for the account for the respective site.
Same in AM, you have to prepare your self to do the process. So basically you either goto any marriage bureau or go through any matrimonial advertisement or by actually sign up on online websites for matchmaking!! Kind of same right?? 藍

Anyways moving to next step...

Step 2: search and filter items

Assume that you want to buy a mobile phone!
So, you search for mobile and add some filters like budget, manufacturer, RAM/ROM, Camera etc.
Well, you kinda do same in AM, you make up your mind for a particular life partner with some genetic nature or looks or profession etc. Yes, that's a filter!! 

Moving on...

Step 3: choose from best according to you

Ok, now you filtered all the requirements of yours and the results came out.
Now you'll compare the minimal results and choose best and click on Add to Cart! (Plus point is you can remove the item from the cart)
No, you don't have this type of button or feature if you selected one stay with it in AM, choose carefully!!

Step 4: Buy now

After adding to cart you have bought the item.
You've already fixed your life partner this step is just like ensuring it - engagement!!

Step 5: Payment options 

Now select the payment option appropriately.
And in AM, both the family decides how they want to actually Arrange the Marriage i.e. by showing off how much their savings is!!!

Step 6: Item Delivered!

Ok after payment successful, the item will be delivered to you in some days...
Same after the engagement your life partner will be yours for the rest of your life after the final day -Marriage day!! *TnC

* TnC: Return or Replacement can be done as a form of Divorce in AM but no refund applicable 

Well, now do you wonder what I think about Love Marriage?
Ummm... It is also kind of online shopping but with some conditions.. if both families agreed that it's on Bumper offer or on Sale!! And if not agree then you're buying it because you can't live with it, whether its experience or not! 

Well, if you ask me what's better than I would like to say I like to do online shopping but if there is SALE than that's would be great!!

Okay, I rest my case! Now it's your turn to tell me what you think by commenting below!!



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